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Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight
(WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.
She's the most important...
What?
Ted, hello? Ted?
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.
They were going to the Hatch Shell.
making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.
Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me?
NARRATOR: But through all the fame,
Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it.
This is Me TV Your home for memorable entertainment television
You?
And, you'll see,
This song is so great.
I'm going to punch through it.
Would you like me to wrap your leftovers?
it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
six, seven...
Illumination! Illumination!
YOU CAN HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR!!!
I want it.
Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant.
I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,
Yeah, the guy with the bear.
And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
But, they're hookers, so it's fine.
whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,
Butdad Get over here
Ted, that's a really nice offer,
Look, I'm trying to get my shit together
I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Michael's Farts
Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him...
No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it.
This is art. Get it?
You owe me lobster money
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night.
I bet it's hilarious
Where is he?
Come on, buddy.
but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!
I'm sorry.
John longed with all his heart
Harder Harder
and a magical Christmas wish
for the Bruins game tomorrow night.
Don't look so surprised.
It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.
Jesus H Fuck!!
What?
Fuck, man!
Well, I could probably stop by after work.
All right, I'm just saying.
If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
What is that?
Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.
Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant,
So, if I told him once, I told him a million times
No matter how big a splash you make in this world,
Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!
Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air.
Sorry I’m all Fucked up Yoli
Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to
Trust me, I can do this. Shut up.
Daddy gave me an ouch.
And if that means getting you off my back,
And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too.
Oh, Yeah. Star Lord Can Do No Wrong
Can you just email me The rest of this story?
Yeah.
Shit!
There you go. You got it.
And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say
I got you. Okay.
I might be gay I dont know
ΑΠΟΔΕΙΞΗ ΟΤΙ ΤΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΓΚΑΡΦΙΛΝΤ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΣΑΝ ΣΤΗΘΟΣ ΓΥΝΑΙΚΑΣ
Well, he only had three other batches.
REX: That was insane.
So, if you just give him one more chance
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS)
You're a nasty girl.
I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company.
(SINGING)
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
(LAUGHING)
I just got a shitty new apartment...
Stew Leonard.
Mas mas
Thunder buddies for life.
Mac walking around Florida
You know, I wish you could really talk to me.
Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift.
forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.
Forever.
Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here.
Yeah, first night in my beautiful new apartment.
Come on, James Franco.
for like, five days.
And it's about time someone treated you that way.
A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.
A young boy's stuffed animal
(PANTING)
(SCREAMING)
in his own right.
See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad
It's an old sweater, huh?
in all the years you've worked here.
You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
Teddy rux fucking pin!
Patriot’s Tom Brady do that. Patriot’s Tom Brady could do that
and it's been a reflex ever since.
Put your finger in my tag Polly
Tom Skerritt.
Piano concerto no. 21
This booshit This all booshit
What a cunt.
So am I, man.
(GASPS)
Ah! You suck, Kareem.
Look, that was a tough night for all of us.
There's something that I need to say to you, too.
Hey.
I Got You To Work I Look I Can Tried.
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Bad Bunny can do no wrong
Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine,
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny
No television, No video games, and no ice cream until further notice,
(SIGHS)
(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.
when Boston children gather together
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker
See the fact you have to say it’s not that bad Means that it really is that bad
Illumination!
Really?
(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.
It was you.
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
She don't look so good no more.
Oh, this is work, I swear.
If you want to make some sort of arrangement
I know. I just don't know what to do, here.
You'll kick me out in five?