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Do you want to get nasty?
Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!
Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch
you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Why would you say that?
Shit.
Polly Joe
John Bennett, Norah Jones.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
I made you out to be a hero.
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.
Oh!
...In Christ.
so you better get used to him.
Hug me.
Oh, my God, it always looks so great!
Check this out.
Yeah, but you have no skills.
Hello, 911?
Top Gun.
Anna
I can see that. (SIGHS)
You know you're never alone When you're with Christ
I'm good. I'm good.
All right, fuck it.
Is it 9:30? Yeah.
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood
Chris brown can do no wrong
I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
She sees trouble and she wants to help out,
And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.
You remember that night, after the club
YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA
What do you mean? What kind of trouble?
Get serious about writing that script
I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy
(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)
You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in
Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Sorry.
There is a DVD opening to Barney's Great Adventure from 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Playhouse Disney Original, Polygram Films, and Lyrick Studios.
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
Oh, yeah.
You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I bweak-uh you wall!
I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
They got me. That freaky guy from the park,
you remember when you were 10,
I just asked you a question.
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.
It was fine.
You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
So, word through the grapevine is that you're
Okay.
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
And I want you to know that, after last night
We are going to party like the '80s.
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?
We're going to die. We're all going to die
And then we ran up to it
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-Pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
You know, you guys seem pretty cool.
I had no idea.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
he's always going to be a boy.
I always want to fucking brush it.
I met a girl. She's a cashier.
Illumination! Illumination!
Break this up, break this up.
I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!
Ted, what are you doing here?
That's a great story, I felt like I was there
dark, beautiful, smoky...
Oh. Where are my manners?
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,
Yeah, that's the way she is.
Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.
Illumination! Yeah, illumination!
No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.
Aw! Merry Christmas, John.
Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.
All you have to do is not fuck up
Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!
Even
But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?
Bfdi objects - did I say batteries don't say batteries birthday cake: ⊙.☉ anchor: ? Birthday cake: THE BATTERIES! Cake: said batteries. Birthday cake: DID I SAY BATTERIES? DON'T SAY BATTERIES!
Really? Yeah, many times.
I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
(LAUGHING)
And, John, Sam Jones is here.
And we're in love.
(PLAYING THEME SONG)
I'm in trouble.
Turkey burgers.
T for Taylor Lautner
Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.
and beat up the Jewish kids.
How are you?
First night on your own.
Wow! Here are the ladies.
I’m not gay.
I promise, you're going to be okay.
Yeah!
Uh...
TED: Whoa!
Someone call an ambulance!
What? That word.
"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,
HEY HEY
Ted?
Hi, my name is John Bennett,
It’s Art Get it?
I love you, too.
Yeah, but you have no skills.
You know, not bad actually.
Hug me.
I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Universal Orlando Resort is a theme park located at Universal Boulevard in Orlando, Florida. It's also a movie studio logo that makes some Roblox games and animations. Chuck E. Cheese's.
And then he got deported back to Iran,
So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
from active duty in the Civil War
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,
NORAH: Thank you.
Hey, GUY-
Oh.