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I love you
I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her.
Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra,
That's a weird fucking question
I'm really glad that you came.
here's my address and phone number.
Not a bad life, is it?
I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her
(GROANING)
.
If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind?
Every now and then when my life's
NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity
Tom Brady could do that
Cristal.
She's...
The thunder can't get us, right?
and my wish came true.
I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together.
I want you to be happy. You deserve that.
Yeah. I did wish for it.
will you marry me?
With you?
You didn't exactly stand up for me.
Put your finger in my tag Polly
I love you girls.
Yeah, if you want.
Now, Ted, you belong to Robert now, okay? You do as he says.
I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again.
That's good, I guess.
close, personal friends with gary gensler
Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
but my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear.
This bullshit! This all bullshit!
What are you, five years old?
Shit, I got to get to work!
(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself.
Robert, seatbelt.
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING)
I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.
Yeah, my head hurts a lot.
Oh, yeah, no!
Ted!
But I read at a six-year-old level, so...
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Well, as it turned out,
I might be gay, I don't know.
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose.
is that you go on a fun, casual date
You better never show your face around Quincy
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Butdad Get over here
But you've got to make some money
Really sweetie? Well, that’s exciting.
A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis?
An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles.
that actually sounds very appealing.
Yeah.
No.
So, it's funny that that didn't come up.
Okay.
You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that?
No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger.
(SIGHS)
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh.
I mean, when you think about it,
Did you really just fart?
Do you need a lift?
John, wait. Listen.
Tom Brady could do that.
I'm not gay. I know.
I JUST WANNA BRUSH THAT HAIR
This is art. Get it?
And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted, you gotta move out.
Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round.
Hug me and billy and Mandy
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty.
You owe me lobsta money
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him.
You want a Xanax?
Me
Things are great, actually.
(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.
Idiot saying nonsense
Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not.
I promise.
Where?
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
(SOBBING)
Why would you?
Chopped salad, half price.
Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging?
Morgan Roberts. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man
That took Guts We need guts
The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week.
That special time of year
Hey.
I'm alive, Johnny!
All right? He'll be all yours.
Go away.
Rape!
No, no, it's from The Notebook.
I might be gay I don’t know…
submitted here is the story of a little boy
Yeah, I'd rather just not talk about it.
Death to Ming!
So, where are John and Teddy today?
Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it!
NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.
Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set
(TED GRUNTING)
You know, Ted, when I was a little boy,
why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?
Final Destination sucks! the boys rocks.
(STAMMERS)
No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out.
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
They said they got separated
You know, this place looks great.
Hi, Thomas, how are you?
Fantastic stop fantastic
What do you mean?
Glad to hear it.
Are you in one of those gay beat up clubs or something
Rocky, fucking, Rodent!
Whoa! Whoa!
Lori!
I gotta fuck her again.
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
to get this job that I so crave.
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive
And I thought you were the most amazing,
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
But he can never fail
Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks for yo Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks fucling pen
Fuck you, thunder! You can eat my ass!
I just farted. That was a man fart.
Nigger Carlito, get over here
I’m gonna stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farms
Kim’s new car after the hail storm
Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick
Oh, my God!
newly solo.
You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I Newark-uh you wall!
And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad.
No, I'm good. Thank you.
Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
You Italian? No.
Justin I have so much Teddy Bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.