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Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely.
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
I'll be gone when you get back.
You know what? I gave birth once, bitch.
Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
I mean, marriage isn't...
Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!
and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.
Lori was right about you.
That's lucky. Yeah, it is.
Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.
You mean, we get to be best friends for real?
You pay many dollar for wall!
maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner?
I found my phone.
For you, I will.
Get him!
Hey, GUYS, can I play?
What is that?
I owe that to you.
Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest
complimentary map of Boston.
Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski?
There you go, my friend. Thank you.
How do you know?
so we can move on with our lives.
im gonna have sex with your grandma
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! Don't tell me the F word, Johnny!
You better follow me.
When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and excited about showing him a good time. But you know he doesn’t really like any of that shit.
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.
Stick your finger in my tag Polly
I love you.
Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.
Boris Anderson quote:
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski?
Mandy? No.
Fuck, Shit, Bitch Faggot, Cock, Dick, Penis
That's me on the high school diving team.
So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow.
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.
I am not!
Is that my ringtone?
(SIGHS)
Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what,
(YELLING)
Sorry.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
In the corner, there is a shit!
A-ah!
I cannot just ditch work, man.
(PANTING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
No Mutiny!
You're an asshole!
Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?
I want to be fair to you and to him, you know?
. .
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish
Why?
The charges were dropped when everyone realized
Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert.
Alex is a stupid nigger
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.
Thank you. Anything.
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit."
And you're not gay, so we're fine.
Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Did you... Did you just talk?
Stop it. Knock it off.
So, no, I'm not alone.
I want to take her someplace really nice.
You can't have my teddy bear!
Test Meme
who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt.
And so, the story ends with john and ted getting grounded until further notice. remember kids, never scare your parents.
Do you see me fucking with you?
I heard you got busted.
and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.
with a guy who just wants a chance
then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
So, Tami-Lynn,
I'm not sure, it's...
Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Shit.
There's, like, 1,000 people here.
because I don't want them treating me differently.
Goddamn right, "Wow."
Now, I know we said no gifts, but...
You're my best friend, Sam.
But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Fuck you nick foles You can suck my dick
Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?
Well, that's perfect.
You know You are never alone
It worked for me in high school,
Yeah.
Yes.
a long time ago,
I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.
No, John. We can get her back.
(SHOUTING) Language!
Oh yeah harder harder I’m going to stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms
John, we could do that again.
has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons...
Thank you. Go.
She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow.
You crazy! You crazy, man!
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer?
Yes. Get over here right now.
I wished for my life back.
Look,
Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me?
and then she farted in her sleep.
I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you.
Don’t evahh show your face Around QUincy
That's a great story I felt like I was there
Universal pictures (1990) DreamWorks (2019) Amblin Entertainment (2021)
Mario: they got me that freaky guy from the plaza
Come on.
But then we're two of a kind
Me welcoming people to the pool party
Jesus!
(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two
God there are some fucked-up fish out there.
John, all you got to do is not fuck up
Hey.
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Me and you
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.
Tintin!
(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)
(WOMAN MOANING)
you and I got to nail down a plan
and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock