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nice opinion, unfortunately sonic the werehog bought a $70 million dollar house
If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.
They did?
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
Rex, I got to go.
How's work? It sucks.
Stay with them.
My gosh! Johnny, for Scaring us with your stupid alive bear, You are grounded for a week!
Oh, God, lam so sorry.
That’s a weird fucking question…
Please.
You're my best friend, Sam.
Uncle phil stop playin
(GASPS) Baby! Gold star.
God, Johnny, I got so much energy.
I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.
I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.
TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy?
Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually.
I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?
Illumination!
I gotta go to work!
All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,
Give me the plant!
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.
No, same as last time.
(CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home.
with his roommate, Brandon Routh.
This is art.
Go away Go away
How's your dickhead boss?
Oh, this is so gross!
That's your choice, John.
Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Okay? Okay.
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?
Still better than Katy Perry.
Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks.
Fuck!
If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.
Merry Christmas! Yeah, friends! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
This is serious.
(RIPPING)
But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.
and stuck his finger in his ass.
It died.
John.
Wow. Mmm.
Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?
where he shares a studio apartment
Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...
Please, just try.
Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.
with whom he could share his deepest secrets.
You're motherfucker
Bullshit! That totally works.
on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?
Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,
Sometimes you don't.
Okay, that was perfect.
I love netflix. They are great shows and movies, and it's way better than prime video. And I used to watch netflix on my ps4
Flash!
...
It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.
Jesus Christ!
All right, I get it.
(IN FALSETTO) We move as one
We want fucking ice cream
(YELLING)
Check this out.
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori.
He's such an asshole.
And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?
Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie?
Break his arm off!
Oh, I'm okay.
What is it?
You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?
No, look at me, buddy.
And by blaming me, you, you're just
Illumination! Illumination.
I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
Fucking stop! Fuck!
Sure.
Funny how it always goes with love
Wow, you can really move.
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,
Get out of here, okay?
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.
A-ah!
Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.
(LAUGHS)
by the New York Jets
Little John Bennett,
This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels.
Why even bring that up?
But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.
This is art. Get it?
My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Wait a second.
Excuse me.
Teddy?
slashing everything in its path.
(YELLING)
I won’t let you down Goose
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence
"Ted, you gotta move out."
Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.
he would never let him go.
All right, whatever you say.
So, I'm going to have to decline.
and dancing.
we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m.
Hey, anything for you.
And you don't remember it?
(SIGHS)
Go ahead.
I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
There was something about that bear
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...
It's almost Robert's play hour.
Wow.
Oh yeah! Chris Brown can do no wrong!
When Mario saw the future saved the day universe
I love you.
Son on a bitch
I don’t want to work at a grocery store.
No. No.
there is a shit on my leg
...eight, nine, ten,
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori?
Cal Ripken!
One drink. Come on.
Ripping.