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Call an ambulance! Someone call an ambulance!
Sam, let him go.
so I'm a little fucked up.
Illumination! Illumination.
Tom Brady could do that.
or a talking teddy bear,
(LAUGHS)
but may also be his lover, I don't know.
There is a shit on my floor!
LANGUAGE!
Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be?
He knows nothing but a man
How are the neighbors?
Yeah, I'll be right there.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking... son of a bitch... pin!
Yeah. Take pride in that.
You Cannot use any Bad Words Inside, Do You Understand Yes Sir
(DIALING)
Jeremy
Oh, come on.
Okay. You okay there, sweetheart?
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
You like to party?
Will
No, the boys is not homophobic. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (except for S03E01) and didn't just watch clips.
Oh.
Excuse me.
You don't bring it up, you just let them in.
All right, buddy, go get 'em.
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You think you're cool because you work
Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time.
I said a bad word one time.
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Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John.
Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
Holy shit!
I do love you more than life itself.
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time.
when you open FG Vent
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Did you... Did you just talk?
My longest relationship was like six months
Here's to four more years.
I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.
Taking a 3 team parlay in the NIT because South Alabama is a lock then we would just be idiots saying nonsense
I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?
(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
to get out of work to go to Ted's.
Half-Indian, but thanks.
like something where they give out
Jesus h heck
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
Illumination!
It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?
Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin
I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Teddy, where are you? I'm somewhere... I don't know yet, but I'm hiding in here. So don't go away.
I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.
He currently resides in Burbank
we both started crying, you remember?
get serious about opening a restaurant
I might go lay down in the john.
I don't think so. I'm...
I know that.
You're my best friend, Sam.
This is how everybody sang in the '90s.
Yeah. No, no.
how completely stupid that sounded.
through the power of wishes.
I love you, too.
I'm so sorry.
That's not right, is it? No.
That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
See, I've had him since I was about your age.
Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?
Get lost, Bennet!
(GASPING)
Rex, I don't think it's smart.
You're not going to have any sort of career
You thought I was fucking retarded
What is it?
and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.
Oķ then
That guy from your office is in there on the couch
It's got to happen.
I dare you shuri, Say what are those again
and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
No, it can't be that either.
This is the first time that you've been single
John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
I'm not going to let you down, Goose.
(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it.
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day.
Ya allah! OH MY GOD!
and I'm ready to change,
Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...
Illumination. Illumination
You suck, get off the stage!
Well, you know,
(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?
We're sorry, it was an accident, okay?
three, four, five,
mas mas oh ha
and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires
This is going to take some doing, I think.
Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.
Let's see how well you know these streets.
Forever and ever?
TED: Down here.
(SQUAWKING)
Lori tried to break up a dog fight
Tom Brady could do that.
This is the most disgusting thing ever!
I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.
Justin
Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!
Let me ask you something.
Hello Hi
You're back!
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad.
I got fucking wasted last night.
I thank you for saving every one of us.
Hey, Lori-.
Yeah, as you can see
Teddy?
(GRUNTS)
You break my wall, you bastard men.
Candice? No.
You're my best friend John
mas mas oh ha
over her you're out of your fucking mind.
(CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd.
Never mind. Take her to Benihana.
Look, just let me talk first, all right?
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
He rocks his I ROC-Z, he rocks it well
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)