Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]

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Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]
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Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

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09 Apr 2008
Eek, a Penis!
Trey Parker
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