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[growls]
[Scott] All right, team, grab your load-out bags.
- [rifle clicking] - Fuck!
[Cummings] Oh, my God! No!
I'm fine. I'm… I feel fine.
that's all I see.
I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, that's a privately owned aircraft.
[screeching]
but barring that, it's got to be me, right?
Go, Speedy Gonzales! Arriba.
[newscaster] Keep checking back with us here.
but the Holy Grail of things we shouldn't be hauling.
- [chuckles] Moron. - Let us out of here!
I mean, look at them. It's us.
What the fuck is this? [shouting indistinctly]
[gun firing]
- Okay. For sure. - [Vanderohe] Good answer.
[growling]
- [safecracker] Sorry? - Scott Ward.
- [snarls] - [grunts]
to the pressures to move the date of the bombing off of the holiday.
No, I didn't say anything.
I'm coming with you.
♪ Yes, I'm crying ♪
the next thing you know,
I'll also be accompanying you on this job
Working at a burger joint.
[scoffs] Oh, wow. That's so scary.
No, I just lost her.
Oh, look.
I take a lot of people in. They need that money to get out of here.
I counted at least five, but let me double-check. Hold on.
- This is great. - [Scott] Peters!
Forever is a long time.
[chuckles softly and sniffles]
Put your gun up, idiot.
[Tanaka] That's where you come in.
I thought maybe, since everyone's going vegan now, you know.
look what it got us.
but he doesn't look like zombie killer material.
We're far enough away now. It's okay.
[Scott] Kate!
Then three days later, he came walking back out.
I was thinking, can make anything out of tofu.
[both cheering]
You're gonna just make me say it out loud?
[cracks glow stick]
they don't always come back.
- [rustling] - [growling deeply]
[growls]
"It is by going down into the abyss
It's fine. Okay?
[Peters] Goddamn it! Come on!
- Let's get you in. - [Vanderohe] It's right here?
You listen.
I don't know.
[screams]
Okay, we need to go.
[Allison] ♪ Lady luck Please let the dice stay hot ♪
They should have nuked Vegas in the early '90s, but…
[snarling loudly]
You think that's why I haven't been talking to you all these years?
[Kate breathing heavily]
[music slows to a halt]
- [roaring] - [screaming]
Yeah.
- Oh, fuck, no! No! - She's coming.
[both laughing]
[exhales sharply]
♪ I'll always remember That I had a real swingin' time ♪
and fly off into the sunset.
What? What's everybody looking at me for?
All he has to say is that you dropped a degree,
♪ On suspicious minds ♪
- [Vanderohe] Here. - Um…
[breathing heavily]
What is this?
Hey, I got something for you.
What a hunk of junk.
Now, hold up, hold up.
[energetic music playing]
[whispers] Don't touch them.
[sighs]
I could use my rectal thermometer.
[triumphant music playing]
What are we doing?
What the fuck?
Look at him. No offense,
Voilà.
♪ I can't walk out ♪
for when we open the safe, that we didn't take the money and run.
[screeches]
Artisan grilled cheese?
[woman in Spanish] I hate to ask, but…
[Scott] What's up?
Just waiting on you, man.
Looks like it's busted open in the middle of the highway.
I developed a conscience.
for the final chapter in his namesake,
But do one thing for me.
[Scott] Hey, Vanny, where's your head at now, bud?
I would say I was hoping I wouldn't have to do that, but I'd be lying.
- Mikey Guzman. Name rings a bell. - Mm-hmm.
[breathing heavily]
[chuckles]
to exterminate Las Vegas' undead population
We wait.
Help. Shoot this! What the fuck is this thing?
It's perverse.
[groom] Go, baby. Yeah.
- [Scott] You're out? - I didn't say that.
He was hired to keep tabs on us
Go! Now!
[zombie 1 snarls]
And if you screw around, some of these people are gonna die.
[growling]
Go!
Thirty minutes, that's not bad. Right?
- The team's big enough... - Trust me. We need another person.
[Dieter] The only thing that's left is to turn the wheel.
is some insane way for you to reconnect with your daughter...
It's hunting us.
She's a volunteer at the camp. She's got connections.
[Scott] Mikey Guzman.
[gasps] All right. All right. Let's sit back down there.
[Dieter sighs]
Everyone loves a goddamn lobster roll.
I won't.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait, Geeta, come on. - Just let it go, okay?
Look. I know this is gonna sound crazy.
[sighs]
[growling]
[soldier 5] Multiple DOAs, sir.
♪ Here we go again ♪
…a full day before the nuke ever leaves the launchpad.
- [Cummings] No! - [screeching]
and I need your help.
But what if… what if just once,
[sobbing] No. Oh my God!
Kate! God.
Finally, she succumbs to the sheer dominance
[chuckles] Okay, I am definitely more important than that guy.