Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

The Peterson with the most wit, charisma and intelligence.

Hell no, Dad.

I hate you, Donald.

Oh, I wish he was dead.

And you're not getting out of it, so you better unstrap that little paddle and start preparing to be miserable, the way we're doing.

I hate you.

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

I detest him.

Which way, Fred?

Here's some potato salad and some tuna balls.

How are you, Christopher?

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

Could I just have a minute?

I abhor him.

Finally, I'll be free from this cold, heartless, demanding world.

Hell, an 85 with only 40,000 miles on it.

Mom, mom, you have to help me.

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind

This is my bank book.

Okay, fine, there you go.

Fred, check this out.

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

In a few short hours, this place will be crawling with Petersons.

Failure to bring this account up to date could result in a minor interest penalty.

I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.