Ted (2012)

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Ted (2012)
R ComedyFantasy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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29 Jun 2012
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
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#1
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 34.264
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TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
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#2
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.402
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This is art. Get it?
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#3
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.074
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 31.738
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.956
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.626
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.595
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.407
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.738
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.710
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.594
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.460
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.454
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.769
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.684
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.646
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.613
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.570
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#19
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.480
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.313
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TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.194
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TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
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#22
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.171
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#23
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.073
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Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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